Friday, May 6, 2016

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Tittle: Laugh out loud jokes

Author: Rob Elliott


story: This  is a book about jokes and types of  jokes. Like q and a jokes here is 2 examples  Why did the robber wash clothes before he ran away with the loot?    He wanted to make a clean getaway. har har har.
What is the richest kind of air?   A millionaire. har har har. There are also awesome animal jokes. Here are 2 of them. What do call a bear standing in the rain? A drizzly bear. har har har. What is a reptile's favorite movie?  The lizard of oz. har har har. There is knock knock jokes to here is 2 of them  
1. knock knock
who's there ?
butter
butter who?
I butter not tell you its a secret.
2.knock knock
who's there?
nose
nose who?
I know a lot more knock knock jokes if you want to hear them. har har har.
there is also  tongue twisters here are 2 there is giggly gladiator and fresh french  fries. There is also some thing to thing about ill give you 2 they are why don't they call mustaches  mouth brows? why is a boxing ring square? I rely like this book so you should read this book.

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