Friday, May 6, 2016


Tittle: Stink and the great guinea pig express

Lynda Garcia


Author: Megan McDonald

My Review: I think third graders should read this book because it is very interesting for me and mostly for third graders too .It's inspiring to me and it gives me information for if you ever get a guinea pig it's a great book I hope third graders like it.
Rating out of five:5

Van Yancey

Tittle: Diary of a wimpy kid the third wheel

Author: Jeff kinney

story: There is a kid named Greg Heffley and he has a journal, so that is what I am writing about today. Greg has a mom, dad, big brother, and a little brother. He still remembers when he was in his mothers tummy. So mom made him listen to her boring talks. Mom got Greg a duckling beenie . Everything  that was his big brothers got passed on to him. Then he got a little brother. Gregs little brother got scared by a person that was acting like a vampire.  He feels bad because the same thing happened to him. His little brother has imaginary friends so he gets away with a lot of stuff. He tried to make his little brother to stay up until midnight. Uncle Gragy came over with a lot of Boston t-shirts. Uncle gregy was going to sleep in his little brothers room and he had some crazy nightmares. Bryan was going for president and he said we should have better toilet paper. Uncle gregy gave dad a lottrey ticket but it was face.It is amost valentines and they are picking to get each other pants and even the prinable got pants. He got one of dads jacket  and he snuck it out and when he got out side it was vary cold but his mom came and had to wear his moms jacket. Lavrel and her family is coming over and we till had our christmas stuff up.My friend had to come with us. so he had to sit in the very back. when I saw the dj  it was uncle Gregy selling t-shirts. the boys got and the place got out of control. When he got home he had the chicken pox.
Dustin Parker

title:The skeletons strike back

gear: fantasy

author:Winter Morgan

plot:There were three people Steve,Volute,Henry,Lucky,and Max.There was a problem at a village far away from there village.So they went to the village but on the way they encountered skeletons!They fought back but they eventually got to the village.They saw skeletons and a started to fight. When they destroyed the people who were spawning the skeletons,they went to the jungle temple and stopped the madness. Finally, the balance had been restored!So are heroes went back home to there farm. The other players went back to treasure hunting and the other people went back home to their village.
Van Yancey

Tittle: Laugh out loud jokes

Author: Rob Elliott


story: This  is a book about jokes and types of  jokes. Like q and a jokes here is 2 examples  Why did the robber wash clothes before he ran away with the loot?    He wanted to make a clean getaway. har har har.
What is the richest kind of air?   A millionaire. har har har. There are also awesome animal jokes. Here are 2 of them. What do call a bear standing in the rain? A drizzly bear. har har har. What is a reptile's favorite movie?  The lizard of oz. har har har. There is knock knock jokes to here is 2 of them  
1. knock knock
who's there ?
butter
butter who?
I butter not tell you its a secret.
2.knock knock
who's there?
nose
nose who?
I know a lot more knock knock jokes if you want to hear them. har har har.
there is also  tongue twisters here are 2 there is giggly gladiator and fresh french  fries. There is also some thing to thing about ill give you 2 they are why don't they call mustaches  mouth brows? why is a boxing ring square? I rely like this book so you should read this book.

Friday, April 29, 2016





Tittle: Flat Stanley at bat

Author:Jeff Brown

Setting:home,baseball filed

Review:I give this book a four because Flat Stanley had his first base ball game and hit a home run because
the pitcher could't see Flat Stanley and every one yelled at Stanley because the pitcher could't see. Next game Flat Stanley came with a bunch of tissue in his shirt then every one loved him when he hit a home run.I would recommend this book to a second grader.

Tuesday, April 12, 2016

Sara Onate

Title: Dork Diaries Tales from a Not-So-Fabulous Life

Author: Rachel Renee Russell

Genre:fantasy

Main characters: Chloe,Zoey,Nikki,Mackenzie

Setting:Middle School

My Review: I love this book because well its the first book in the series so i know its good and I can't wait for the next book. Nikki makes new friends when volunteering in the library. I thought that was awesome because it shows how you can make new friends. I'm always going to read these books because they are super great because they are funny and they pictures of the funny things she did in class. I love all the books i'm never going to throw them away. I would read this book over and over and over if that was the only book I could read that's how much I love the book.One of the funny parts was when Nikki pretended to have a cell phone but it was one of the telephones that you find on the street and it rings that was really funny. I would recommend this book to everyone who likes Dork Diaries. It shows how you can make new friends in a few days.

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Rating out of five: 5!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tittle: Junie B.Jones and that Meanie Jim

Author: Barbara Park

Genre: fantasy

Setting: school

Main characters: Juni B. Jones

Review: I thought this book was funny  because Juni B. likes a boy. She is only  in first grade and his name is  Warren and she thinks he is really cute but they are only in first grade so she calls him handsome Warren.I think that is really weird . The worst thing is they like each other. I think that it is weird because they are too little.It is really gross and really weird if I was there I would tell the teacher. Juni B. is not very smart when it comes to school.My favorite part is when Juni B. told  her friends that she liked Warren. Her friends got mad because one of them was her boyfriend. [I no weird I am telling you there are only in FIRST GRADE!] Myfavorite character was Juni B. because  was funny.